Here's an idea.  Stop trying to form connections between different parts of the HM to try to tie everything together.  Phantom Manor worked better at this, but the story was there from the beginning,  The attempts to create a coherant story line from linking together things which really have no connection is a STUPID idea..
  Dynamiteman.  He was blown up by Constance, when he discovered she was having an affair with a tiger, because whenever lightning flashed, his daughter Cuddlycoo had stripes! 

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